Temasek Engineering School, Singapore

I got this mail from one of my friends decided to post it here cz it’s so damn true about US!! 

This is so funny………………and most are so true……..Funny truths about life in small small Singapore Island….

1. Nite – Sleep with air-con; Day – Bathe with heater on

2. Day – Cannot Wake up; Nite – Cannot Sleep’

3. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese

4. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox

5. Spore Chinese use different languages other then Chinese to communicate.

6. Sporean never like to vote, but like to complain

7. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore – They have Car, Credit Card, CPF but no Cash and is liable to lots of loans

9. There are quite a few high-tech barbaric singaporeans -they know how to use state-of-the art equipment, 3g mobile phone and powerful computers but
they dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet

10. Half Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats

11. Chewing Gum – Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)

12. Cigarettes – Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke

13. Private Cars – Cheaper and Cheaper to buy, harder and harder to Maintain

14. Public Bus – Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost

15. Education – Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More